![]() You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:Ī: Happily show them around town taking extra special care of them.ī: Berate them for the measly 12 bucks they gave you on last year’s birthday.ĩ. You:Ī: Thank him for doing the Lord’s work and give generously.ī: Tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony.Ĭ: Stab him with his bell, then steal his bucket.Ĩ. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. You:Ī: Drink whatever she gives you, so as to not create a scene.ī: Throw the scalding hot beverage into the barista’s face.ħ. The barista screws up your double skim, half café, no sugar added caramel macchiato. You:Ī: Explain to him you’re just not compatible and offer to split the check.ī: Start a small fire in the ladies’ bathroom thus evacuating the restaurant and ending your date.Ĭ: Finish your decadent five-course dinner, then stab him with a lobster claw.ī: Go for it, then blackmail him for the rest of his natural life.Ħ. ![]() You’re on a date with a fellow and it’s not going well. ![]() You:Ī: Call the fire department and wait for professional help.ī: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for.Ĥ. You:Ī: Take a deep breath, count to ten, and do a random act of kindness.ī: Hold down your horn and scream obscenities.Ĭ: Stab him with his own broken windshield wiper.ģ. You’re driving on the freeway and someone cuts you off. You:Ī: Gawk from afar and let him pass unbothered.ī: Run up to him and beg to have his babies.Ģ. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. Now if you are female then you probably think to yourself…where do I rank on this scale? Well Barney also provides a very informative quiz you can take to determine your “Crazy” rating… Luckily for us, a chart exists where we can see just how out of balance the ratio between your hotness and craziness has become – knowledge that can prove to be invaluable over the course of your daily life.Ī little confused? Watch this clip from of Barney explaining the scale on How I Met Your Mother for a better understanding. The problem is certain women’s increase in physical attractiveness has been disproportional to their increase in psychosis. This is where the chart comes in… (excerpt from le Blog de Barney Stinson:) You see according the the scale (and explanation on Barney’s blog) a girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot. Yes, I am talking about the crazy/ hot scale. Now, Citizens of the internet… had I had access to this tool earlier in my life I could have used it to evaluate many of my relationships and saved myself from a lot of confusion, heartache, bodily harm, and exposure to craziness. ![]() Now my main purpose in this is not to promote his very awesome blog is to highlight a very helpful tool that Barney introduces in Episode 5 of Season 3. So many great quotes, thoughts, posters, things to ponder… do you ever feel like you need just a little more Barney? Well, if you haven’t noticed Barney has a blog: Barney’s Blog. ![]()
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